for the first time in forever, i watched the three o’ clock parade!
ITS CORONATION DRESS!!!
I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED
…the joke is that when you go to a restaurant they’re like “Table for Steve, party of four”, but all they’re saying is hamana so Spongebob comes out and says “Table for hamana”.
The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)
"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
God, don’t let this be my song, I’ve felt this way, way too long.
The scariest part of love is living the saddest songs.
Leave me, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna go home.
I fell into the hands of punishment, bound by lies and encouragement.
Captain EO from the 1991 Disneyland Guide, and Donald Duck watching the show in the 1989 Disneyland Guide. Via Vintage Disneyland Tickets.
HE BREAKS THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER
THE EARTH QUAKES
I really like turning into cop stuff.
no stop it now. you’re too cool. this is too cool. i’m so happy